Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Potions Brewed: 33 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Enchantments Applied: 288
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Dimension Hops: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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