Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Endless Night Skies: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4684
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Runes Activated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 121 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Star Shards Collected: 92

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 560228 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Farms Harvested: 662 Dragon Eggs Found: 4473
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3836
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 3360

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2806 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 5442
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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