Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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