Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 5776 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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