| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 346 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8747 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1889 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 216 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2870 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2218 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 997336 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5839 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8554 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3004 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 765 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 927 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6771 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9575 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3422 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2583 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9919 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8967 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1027 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1807 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8758 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6350 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 177 | Emeralds Found: | 8551 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6757 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6066 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 573695 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
