| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 710 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 |
| Ores Mined: | 6531 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9794 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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f5.gamely.pro:40121
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2781 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7018 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4726 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2054 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 750 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3764 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 6432 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4919 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7730 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 113 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 171 |
| Crops Grown: | 2673 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3423 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4316 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 175 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1059 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 34 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9616 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 346 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5942 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4085 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7777 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6791 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4973 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2526 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1305 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 684503 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
