ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Buildings Constructed:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3090
Potions Brewed:	191	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9833
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	5176	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	5233
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Towns Built:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	5342
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	824381	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1