ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

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Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Dragon Eggs Found:	8661	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9624	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	136	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6477
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ores Mined:	7557
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

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Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2