ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	6691
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6680

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2473
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

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Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

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Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1