ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, CraftyKremlinJailbreak, criticism, Democracy, dissent, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, insult, law, Legal System, legislation, legislation proposal, Officials, Politics, prison term, protest, punishment, russia

come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Block the Bite Server

BITE, BLOCK, Server

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anime Son Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fandom, Boy, daydreaming, dreams, emotional connection, family, FANTASY, fictional, idealized relationship, imagination, longing, love, maternal instinct, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Son, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

#youtube, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tale, comedy, consequences, Entertainment, funny, happen, humor, irony, Karma, laughed, learn, Lesson, Minecraft, mistake, ruffians, smp, unexpected, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1330
Ores Mined:	1958	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	5598	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2003	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3862
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8418	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2