ShortyChillCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	3081	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	458	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mines Excavated:	2409	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3054
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	1432	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	1233
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4763

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22