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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2248 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9113 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3137 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!