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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4516 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5534 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!