Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

#announcement, action RPG, automata, developers, exclusive, Fun, game development, Gaming, gaming industry, insider information, Minecraft, News, nier, nier automata, NieR series, platinumgames, Rumors, Sequel, Server, Shift, shift up, speculation, stellar blade, upcoming release, ups, video game, yoko taro

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Star Shards Collected:	205	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	1298	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	406
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	81

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5143
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Farms Harvested:	679

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	1146	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	9307
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.