Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of hilarious antics and crazy adventures!

Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?

Pros of joining our server: – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft. – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships. – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.

Cons of joining our server: – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls. – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server. – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
Divine Spears Created: 29 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

    LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

    our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

    so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

    Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

    Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

    Description ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
    Communication Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
    Community Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
    Population 13 current players with varying time zones

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, it is modded Java server
    Is voice chat required all the time? No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
    How can I join the server? You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
    What are the rules for the server? Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

    Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

    BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

    HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

    Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockBingeCraft

    BlockBingeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5374
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GazaGriefGone

    GazaGriefGone
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

    one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

    also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Magic Items Found: 7784
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Animals Bred: 179

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1245
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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