ShortKingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mines Excavated:	3373
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1540	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Items Found:	1914
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1427	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Runes Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	144

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	2334