ShortKingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Votes:	1762
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	1863	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	190
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	1936
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	3909
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crops Grown:	8688
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4451	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8364
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	140

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3686
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3