Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.

And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 1998 Magic Crystals Found: 10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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