Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Alien Abductions: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
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