ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamscape Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult toys, awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker, Dildos, dreamscape, EMBARRASSING, HR complaint, Inappropriate Behavior, office environment, office etiquette, personal boundaries, personal items, privacy, Professionalism, Realm, Respect, sex toys, shocking behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, work culture, Workplace

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for real. Why? Because we got a community of players who are as wild as a coworker who leaves her dildos out like it’s no big deal.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything goes, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your freak flag fly?

Join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that comes with playing on a server where the unexpected is the norm. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftySisJudgerNoMore

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftySisJudgerNoMore, discipline, Empathy, Experience, family, Frustration, Hypocrite, judgment, Opinions, parenting, perspective, sister, Support, Tantrum, Understanding, unsolicited advice

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	262	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4973
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting without actually having kids ourselves! Join us for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, tantrums, and family drama!

Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.

Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftyLadiesInquiry

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, clear, Communication, cues, DATING, direct, FLIRTING, Hints, Interest, interested, Men, MineCraftyLadiesInquiry, reddit, relationships, Signals, Subtle, Understanding, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	2703	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you, dropping rare loot and chanting “Join us, join us!” Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance crew and challenge players to a dance-off for epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will gift you enchanted armor if you can beat him in a knitting contest.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about crazy adventures and unexpected encounters, then join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Crash and Craft: Happy Tunes Server

accident, car crash, Craft, crash, emotions, fear, Happy, Happy Music, HORRIFYING, Music, Panic, Server, shock, Stereo, Terror, Tragedy, Trauma, Tunes, unexpected, unexpected accidents, unexpected circumstances, unexpected events, unexpected incidents, unexpected outcomes, unexpected situations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join dis server if u want to escape da horror of car crashes and jam out to happy music while u build ur epic minecraft creations. our server is like a magical land where u can fly on pigs and battle evil chickens with diamond swords. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on the craziness that happens here. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all of minecraft. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Vitamin Deficient Diabetics

Chronic illness, deficient, diabetes complications, diabetes management, diabetics, health, health risks, Lack of essential vitamins, Men, mens health, micronutrient deficiencies, mineral deficiency, MINERALS, nutrient deficiency, nutrition, research, type 2 diabetes, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your lack of essential vitamins and minerals! We’ve got so much Vitamin D, you’ll be glowing brighter than a diamond block in no time! Plus, we’ve got crazy adventures and quests that will have you forgetting all about your deficiencies. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of snacks to keep you energized while you play. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sylph-Tech – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

andesite age, Automate, Automation, Bosses, Chronicles, Create, deadly breath, dragons, Exploration, January 5th., long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Progression, Quest, Rewards, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-chronicles-bosses-and-beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com
When did the world start?	The world started on January 5th, 2025
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg

Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8959	Runes Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	998	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9556
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9