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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6693 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 859 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?