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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5695 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?