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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6491 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 676 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 75 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?