Shopaholic Brainwaves | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3050
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9594	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crops Grown:	8987
Potions Brewed:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	55	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	1093	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Votes:	1322	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3370
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	1282
Animals Bred:	193	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	126
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

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Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Potions Brewed:	94
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Votes:	6785	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

GazaExodusMC Server

border control, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., egypt, exodus, foreign policy, gaza, GazaExodusMC, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Plan, Politics, Preparations, Refugee Crisis, regional tensions, security measures, Server, trump

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Divine Spears Created:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	854214	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.