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VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	392551	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	249	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Ores Mined:	9482
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	1811
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	140
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Mines Excavated:	1291
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	3129
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Blockhead Blunders

accident, anecdote, awkward, Blockhead, blunder, Blunders, clumsy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Fail, funny, hindsight, humor, Memory, mishap, mistake, Regrettable, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, cybersecurity, Defense, diplomatic relations, european security, far-reaching, foreign policy, geopolitical risks, global security, international relations, italy, military aggression, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, security concerns, Server, strategic alliances, threat, Warns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

HolyCraft GazaGrief

airstrikes, catholic church, Ceasefire, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGrief, Hamas, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, pope, Religion, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil llamas.

also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.

join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Players:	103/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Emeralds Found:	1870	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2