Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, cocksucker, consent, controversial, debate, Ethics, exchange, fetish, good deal, lick shoes, Minecraft, MONEY, morality, paid 2 dollars, payment, Provocative, russians, sexual favors, ShoeLicking, smp, social norms, suck a cock, taboo, transaction

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	442
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	776
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Potions Brewed:	104
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	766793	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4738	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1459
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	7419
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	4594	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	255	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Buildings Constructed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9755

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	1188
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	8445	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Votes:	8092

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.