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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

#security clearance, application, background check, Disclosure, documentation, entry requirement, foreign policy, Government, idf, immigration, international relations, Israelis, KiwiCraft, long tail tag, military service, Minecraft, new zealand, regulations, SECURITY, Server, service details, travel, Visa

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

So, like, u know how New Zealand is all about sheep and hobbits and stuff, right? Well, they got this crazy rule where they make Israelis spill the beans about their time in the IDF before they can come in. Like, what even, bro? But hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where nobody cares about ur military past, then come join us! We got pigs that can fly and cows that rap, it’s a whole party up in here. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of that action. Forget about New Zealand, come hang with us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

GreenlandRejectsUS

Arctic, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, majority, Nordic countries, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, referendum, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territory, US

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	161
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

Wheel Free Fun Land

Ancient, CHARGE, Civilization, companies, control, Development, free, Fun, History, Industrial Revolution, innovation, invention, invention history, Land, progress, revolution, Revolutionize, societal impact, society, technological advancement, Technology, Transportation, wheel

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw lit parties every night and the creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode.

we got a secret underground city where the chickens wear top hats and monocles, and the zombies are actually just misunderstood actors practicing for a thriller remake.

if u join dis server, u will unlock the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of ur pickaxe. and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the mythical golden potato that grants u unlimited food forever.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay.

Pixel Panic: Uncertain Adventures

Adventures, Attention, benefits of uncertainty, distraction, emotions, Entertainment, learning, Panic, Paper, PIXEL, positive emotions, recent paper, Uncertain, uncertainty, uncertainty advantages, uncertainty benefits, uncertainty effects, uncertainty perks, uncertainty psychology, uncertainty research, uncertainty study, uncertainty theory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, u know how uncertainty can be, like, totally rad sometimes? well, this server is all about that uncertainty vibe, ya feel me? like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, keeps u on ur toes, ya know?

u wanna focus ur attention and, like, heighten ur learning skills? come join us, we got all the uncertainty u need to level up ur brain power. plus, it’s, like, a total distraction from real life, so u can just chill and have a good time.

oh, and did i mention that uncertainty can, like, totally boost ur emotions? like, u’ll be feeling all the positive vibes when u join this server. it’s, like, a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way, ya know?

so, like, come join us on this crazy ride of uncertainty and see where it takes u. who knows, u might just find ur new favorite place to hang out and have a good time.

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist who creates vibrant and surreal illustrations inspired by the cosmos and nature. Their unique style blends elements of fantasy and science fiction to transport viewers to otherworldly realms. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, AstralSpiff’s work showcases a deep appreciation for the beauty and mystery of the universe.

Cosmic Echoes 1.20.6

1.20.6, Awareness, Cosmic, digital content, Echoes, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, official account, Online Community, online presence, social media, streaming, Talents, twitter, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, Virtual talents, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG, this Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the internet, just like those other Hololive talents that no one talks about! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos, just like the Twitter account forgetting about the other talents!

You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!

BlockBuddiesUnited

befriending, BlockBuddiesUnited, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, FRIENDSHIPS, hidden agendas, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of empathy, Manipulation, negative energy, red flags, Selfishness, signs to watch for, toxic relationships, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy friendships, warning signs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	7947	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.

But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

4.9M, action plan, anti-racism, AntiRacism, community support, denmark, Denmark racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fight racism, government initiative, GreenGrieferz, Greenland, Greenlanders, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, minority rights, Nordic countries, Plan, Racial equality, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	103848
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	201	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Artistic Melodies 1.21.2

1.21.2, artist, Artistic, Artistic development, artistic expression, artistic fulfillment, Artistic journey, Artistic process, ARTISTRY, creativity, Dedication, growth, Melodies, motivation, Music, musician, Passion, Practice, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-criticism, skill development, talent

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time worrying about being desensitized when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us?

Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?

Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

BabyDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, baby drama, BabyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, dad, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, Group Chat, long distance, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new baby, Pregnancy, Respect, rude behavior, Server, sibling, Social Interaction, ultrasound pictures

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unnecessary baby weight debates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!

Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

adult children, Boundaries, cheating allegations, compassion, controlling behavior, Dadzillas, Demands, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Generational conflict, honoring parents, Jose, long-term consequences, messy relationships, parental control, parental expectations, personal autonomy, personal growth, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mines Excavated:	2163
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Votes:	3897	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	259

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

Absurd, Anymore, can’t believe, can’t trust, Cliche, gravity, hard to believe., JOKE, laughable, LolCraft, lost credibility, no longer, not believable, not credible, not serious, not taken seriously, overused, phrases, Ridiculous, take seriously, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable statements, unrealistic

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

Allies, arms transfer, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Israel, military aid, military assistance, missile defense, MissileCraft, Patriot missiles, SECURITY, Sending, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!