Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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