Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	855
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	587590
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4910	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2081
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	7543
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2974

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	83	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2402	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4742
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!