Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Secret Passages Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	242	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyBomberBrigade

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so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Items Found:	3480
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	44

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2981

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Animals Bred:	188