Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Project Kus! Minecraft server

Accepted, Applications channel, banner, beautiful buildings, building, Community, Discord, griefer, join us, like-minded, minecraft server, participants, Play, Project Kus, Recruitment, Server, server description, Time

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Advancements, anthropology, biology, changes, Craft, Development, Evolution, evolve, Future, genetics, human evolution, intelligence, Minecraft, mutation, natural selection, Possibilities, progress, Science, Server, society, speculation, speculation on human evolution, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1691	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6573	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71