Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	1148	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mines Excavated:	1466

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Void Gems Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	8310	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.