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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	6590	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6776	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	205
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	2203
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3142	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8619
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1643
Zombie Dances:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3