ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	26	Potions Brewed:	196
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

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Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ores Mined:	4043
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WRLD

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A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RetroRealms

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Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	54	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1865
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ores Mined:	9304

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Animals Bred:	174	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	270
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

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HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

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PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Farms Harvested:	512	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.