ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
New Chunks Explored: 826531 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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