ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5889
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	8011	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	960594	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	6253	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Animals Bred:	192
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ores Mined:	4267	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Potions Brewed:	32	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	516849
Emeralds Found:	5793	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2979	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	129

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4533	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).