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GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6207
Ores Mined:	8385	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Runes Activated:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3495	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	51	Endless Night Skies:	3

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Villages Defended:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1497	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4620

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5