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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Potions Brewed:	192	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	3646
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1327	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	286
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2200
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Animals Bred:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	391026	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Potions Brewed:	151	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	8657	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	912497
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk