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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Farms Harvested:	938	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2011	Endless Night Skies:	3

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	63893
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	9704
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3979

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1081	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6500
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6082
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	172
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	212	Star Shards Collected:	289
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de