Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	262	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	195
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Emeralds Found:	1900
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	1359
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	20644
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	536
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Votes:	1601	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!

Crafty Kids Multiverse

Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autistic children, bilingualism, cognitive benefits, cognitive development., cognitive functions, communication skills, Crafty, inhibition skills, Kids, language acquisition, language development, language processing, language therapy, multilingualism, Multiverse, neurodiversity, perspective taking skills, shifting skills, special education, speech therapy, survey results

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where multilingualism is the key to unlocking your true potential! we did a survey and found out that speaking multiple languages makes you a minecraft master! autistic children are like super geniuses on our server because they can shift and take perspectives like nobody’s business. so if you want to level up your brain and become a language-speaking, perspective-shifting, minecraft-building machine, then join us now! who needs school when you have our server?!

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Business GUI, Community, Custom Plugins, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, Server, Shops, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	4483	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.3)

Brief Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. We also feature custom plugins that give you tools to run any kind of business you can imagine, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies and even lotteries. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

Key Features:

Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Custom plugins with a robust business GUI
Friendly community
Active development

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect.
No griefing.
No exploiting bugs.
No hacks or cheats.
No advertising or spamming.
One account per player.
Have fun!

FAQ

1. Can I start my own business on the server?

Yes, you can start any type of business you like with the custom plugins available. Hire employees, manage finances, and watch your business grow!

2. Are there specific rules for running a business?

Yes, please refer to the in-game business GUI and server rules for guidelines on running a business within the community.

3. Can I team up with other players to create a larger business?

Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on BetterBusinesses. Work together with other players to create thriving businesses.

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