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Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	641
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4124	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Buildings Constructed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1658
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	813	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	2270
Mines Excavated:	1579	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	387	Divine Spears Created:	17

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	8937
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6719	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3169	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1