Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	237
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	6093
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	195	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2741	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5982
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	537312
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3