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Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7650	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Farms Harvested:	331
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	2442	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	140	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Villages Defended:	8

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	464	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Votes:	3001

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5222
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	3064
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Farms Harvested:	428	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

Players:	97/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Votes:	3859	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1