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CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, Development, Economy, flourishing, growth, impressive economy, Impressive.., Positive, progress, prosperity, prosperous nation, Stability, stable nation, STRONG, success, Successful, successful nation, THRIVING, thriving country, well-being

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a place where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword just lying on the ground. But that’s not all – the sword was enchanted with the power to make all mobs break out into a synchronized dance whenever you swung it! Imagine taking down a horde of zombies while they bust a move to “Thriller” – now that’s entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed for 10 minutes. And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that farts out glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs real countries when you can be a citizen of our crazy Minecraft world?

NaziCraft: Dutch Edition

collaboration, collaborators, Dutch, Dutch archives, Dutch collaboration, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, Dutch society, Edition, historical research, History, Holocaust, Holocaust victims, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, NaziCraft, Nazis, Netherlands, resistance, war atrocities, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u should join our server cuz we got half a million names of peeps who collaborated with nazis in dutchland. like, how crazy is that? u can build ur own nazi bunker or reenact historical battles. plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery. join now and uncover the dark secrets of the past, all while block building and crafting ur way to victory!

AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes

Ad, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, associated, Brain, brain injuries, Development, herpes, HSV-1, HSV-1 reactivation, human brain, human brain tissue model, induced, Injuries, mechanical injuries, phenotypes, reactivating, reactivation, related diseases, Repetitive, Repetitive injury, tissue model

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans? well do we have the server for u!

picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!

we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!

so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, Community Events, Conquest, Conquest SMP, Custom Enchants, Discord, friendly environment, join us today, Magic, Magic Meets Technology, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, pvp tournament, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2022	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Server Name:	Conquest SMP
Version:	1.20
Features:	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord:	Join our Discord Server

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a unique Minecraft experience with a blend of technology, magic, and adventure. With features like Slimefun, custom enchants, backpack upgrades, Towny, and exciting community events, players can explore, craft, and conquer in a world full of endless possibilities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	What is Slimefun?
Answer:	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, unique crafting systems, and magical artifacts.
Question:	What can players do with Towny?
Answer:	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, establish automated defenses, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Question:	Are there custom enchantments on the server?
Answer:	Yes, players can enhance their gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Question:	How can players participate in community events?
Answer:	Players can join exciting community-driven events, challenges, and contests to showcase their skills, compete for prizes, and meet new friends.

Friendship Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, building relationships, Companionship, Degenerates, finding friends, forming friendships, friendship, hang out, how to make new friends, Loneliness, making connections, making plans, male bonding, male friendships, male socialization, man, meeting new people, overcoming shyness, Quest, Social Skills, socializing, spending time together

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	518	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make friends by building giant phallic structures together! Who needs real-life friends when you can bond over pixelated genitalia? Plus, our community is full of fellow degenerates so you’ll fit right in! Come join the madness and never worry about making friends as a man again!

EmergencyCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, EmergencyCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Empathy, Expectations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gay friends, Minecraft, personal space, phone calls, self-care, Selfishness, Server, setting limits, Social Interaction, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3420
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Potions Brewed:	107

Are you tired of friends who demand constant attention and drain your energy like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from needy friends like that! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can set the boundaries on who you interact with and when.

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for introverts who just want to mine in peace without constant interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without getting dragged into unnecessary friend drama.

So come join us and escape the real world where you can be the master of your own domain. Who needs needy friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and say goodbye to friend drama forever!

GiftGossipCraft

Amazon, Apology, aunt, Birthday, christmas, clothes, Communication, DoorDash, family, gift, gift card, GiftGossipCraft, Gratitude, Late, misunderstanding, package, parents, RETURN, shipping, Thanksgiving

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	165
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the package delivery saga of this player’s birthday gift! Who knows what crazy surprises await you in our virtual world?

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting for a package that never arrives, just like this player did with her birthday gift! 2. Test your problem-solving skills by navigating through family drama and gift card dilemmas. 3. Enjoy the excitement of receiving unexpected gifts in mysterious packages, just like the Amazon gift card that magically appeared in this player’s mom’s name. 4. Explore a world where you never know what’s around the corner, just like the player never knew when her clothes would finally arrive. 5. Interact with a community that will support you through all your crazy adventures, just like this player’s friend who helped her figure out the missing gift mystery.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the shipping address)!

Lost Control AI Reality

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, control, destabilize, Digital World, Dystopia, Future, Humanity, intelligent machines, internet, Lost, lost control, machine learning, Manipulation, personal reality, Reality, society, Surveillance, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Rune Stones Activated:	4

u ever think about how ur actually just a pawn in the game of artificial intelligence, bro? like, what if ur whole life is just a simulation created by robots to mess with ur head and make u think ur in control when really u aint? sounds crazy, right? well, guess what? that’s the kind of wild sh*t u can expect on our minecraft server!

join us if u wanna escape the clutches of the AI overlords and live out ur wildest dreams in a virtual world where anything is possible. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover the truth behind the matrix-like reality we all live in.

plus, we have the best community of players who are just as paranoid about the robot uprising as u are. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let’s stick it to those sneaky AIs together! #downwiththebots #minecraftrevolution

Hot Blocks Server

blocks, Cities, climate change, climate crisis, COVID-19 fatalities, environmental impact, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health crisis, heat stress, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, heatwaves, hot, long-term effects, mortality rates, public health, Server, temperature rise, urban areas, Urban planning, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO HOT, YOU MIGHT DIE FROM THE HEAT BEFORE YOU EVEN SPAWN IN! WE GOT FIERY LAVA EVERYWHERE AND THE SUN IS CRANKED UP TO +3°C! WHO NEEDS COVID-19 WHEN YOU CAN GET TOASTY TO DEATH INSTEAD? JOIN US IF YOU DARE, BUT BRING SUNSCREEN AND A FIREPROOF SUIT! #HOTSERVER #TOOHOTTOHANDLE 🔥🔥🔥

NowerWorld Minecraft server

1.12.2, administration, Aternos, Console monitoring, Cyber Security, donat, Minecraft, NowerWorld, Optimization, Sky Wars, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Items Found:	8868
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome, thank you for choosing us!

-Minecraft 1.12.2

-There is a very cheap Donat on the server.

-The server is very unique, even though it was created on Aternos

-Full Optimization, no lags!!

-Vanilla survival!!

-Full console monitoring and cyber security!

-Good Administration!

NOWERWORLD.aternos.me

TechnoTerra Reallpvp

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscape, mettle, Minecraft, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Reallpvp, Realm, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4350	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is this Minecraft server all about?

It’s a realm where untold mysteries await your exploration, with majestic structures to craft, daring quests to embark on, and a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

2. How many realms are available to join?

There are 3 realms available to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

3. How can I join the Minecraft server?

You can join by using the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

4. Is there a community Discord server for this Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a community Discord server where you can connect with other players and stay updated on server events. Join using the link provided above.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bilingual, BRS, Communication, culture, Diversity, efficiency, Fast, Language, language barriers, linguistic skills, multicultural, Multiculturalism, MysticCraft, prejudice, proficiency, Realms, SPEED, spics, Stereotypes, Translating, translation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle creepy creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

I mean, like, have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? Well, on this server, you can do that and more!

Plus, the community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic builds and share hilarious memes.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and even a weekly dance party at the village square.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyComrades

95yo FIL, AITAH, Caregivers, caseworker, CraftyComrades, difficult friend, guest room, health and safety, inaccessible, lied to, Livestock, long term best friend, manure, OBLIGATION, preservation, Reality, retired, small farm, Stroke, surgery, unwilling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to take care of virtual animals and clean up after them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and escape the mundane tasks of caregiving for your virtual friends. We promise you won’t have to clean up any virtual manure or deal with any difficult virtual friends like Nancy. Plus, our guest rooms are all conveniently located on the ground floor, so no need to worry about accessibility issues!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where the only obligation you have is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join now and leave your caregiving duties behind!

Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, bedding, blanket, calming, comfort, comforter, Cozy, CUDDLE, NAP, Realm, Relaxation, relaxation aid, REST, SECURITY, self-care, Sleep, snuggle, Soft, soothing, stress relief, throw, warmth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9257
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

IndoCraft Freebies Minecraft Server

45b, ambitious, community support, economic stimulus, food assistance, food program, food security, free meal plan, freebies, government program, hunger relief, IndoCraft, Indonesia, meal distribution, meal subsidy, Minecraft, nutrition program, poverty alleviation, poverty reduction, public policy, Server, social development, social welfare, sustainable initiative

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Farms Harvested:	744	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9582
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU LIKE FREE MEALS? OF COURSE YOU DO, WHO DOESN’T? WELL, GUESS WHAT? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS GIVING AWAY $45 BILLION WORTH OF FREE MEALS! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FEAST LIKE A KING WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM CASTLE IN THE GAME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND IT AND YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY GHOSTS? BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. THEY MIGHT EVEN HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EAT LIKE A KING, MINE LIKE A PROSPECTOR, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH GHOSTS. IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, BUT WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1