ShipwreckedTreasureHunters

Adventure, archaeology, Dark History, death, discovery, diving, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, History, long tail tag, Maritime, morbid fascination, Ocean, past, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedTreasureHunters, sunken treasure, Thrill, Tragedy, Treasure, Underwater

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	New Chunks Explored:	613157
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Farms Harvested:	286
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where shipwrecks are like treasure troves of doom! We got so many shipwrecks, you’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “ahoy matey!” And let’s be real, who doesn’t love the idea of profiting off of tragic maritime disasters? It’s like finding buried treasure, but with a side of guilt! So hop on board and start looting those shipwrecks like the pirate you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to thank those poor souls who went down with the ship – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	4265
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Votes:	4165	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	73
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Buildings Constructed:	34	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Votes:	1233
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6319

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4599
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Towns Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	294	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	404305
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!