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SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	9419	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	255	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Votes:	3072
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Gems Collected:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Alien Abductions:	3

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5375
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	8940
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	6011	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	154641	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Enchantments Applied:	148
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5099
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15