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Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3584
Buildings Constructed:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	7886

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8684	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4618	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3970	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	253	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6020	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

Players:	99/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2