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BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	4213	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	7998	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4300	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8859	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4658	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	1698	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Star Shards Collected:	259	Votes:	9653

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	255	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	3046	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	179	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Towns Built:	8

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2941
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	155
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Crops Grown:	1893
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7991	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4