Shield Maiden Minerva’s Minecraft Madness

ARMS, balance, Blessings, broken world, Commit, Duchess of the Shield, endeavors, entropic vices, GOD, Gods, good people, heal, lust for gold, madness, maiden, Minecraft, minerva, Minervas, Pray, Protect, Queen of Shield Maidens, shield, Soul, Tools, tyranny, wise care., Witness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mines Excavated:	3220	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Minerva, the Duchess of the Shield, reigns supreme as the Queen of Shield Maidens! Join us as we embark on a quest to protect the good people from the tyranny of a world consumed by a lust for gold.

On this server, you will be blessed with the arms to defend against any foe and the tools to heal the land from the entropic vices of men. Pray to Minerva openly in front of your peers, in the eyes of God and the gods, and commit your soul to these noble endeavors.

And fear not, for when the task is complete, you can relinquish those blessings back to Minerva for safekeeping until they are needed once again to bring balance to the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s bring peace and prosperity to this crazy Minecraft world! 🛡️👑🌍

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	166
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Farms Harvested:	727

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	825	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Buildings Constructed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1863
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchantments Applied:	238
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	112
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6796
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7695	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9222	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2