Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 7:13 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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so, liek, picture this: u log into this minecraft server, right? and u see a bunch of german shepards runnin around, but get this, they’re not just any german shepards, they’re trained to sniff out diamonds in the game! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

u join this server and suddenly u have a pack of diamond-sniffin’ pups followin u around, helpin u find all the rarest loot in the game. it’s like havin ur own personal army of treasure-huntin’ doggos at ur disposal.

but wait, it gets even crazier. rumor has it that some of these german shepards used to be bomb-sniffin’ dogs in their past lives. so not only are they helpin u find diamonds, but they’re also keepin u safe from any creepers or other baddies that come ur way.

so, if u wanna experience the wildest, most action-packed minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover the secret of how these german shepards became the ultimate minecraft companions. it’s a doggone good time, trust me.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Subculture Minecraft Server

    Subculture Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

    Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

    Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

    Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

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    The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    hype-zone.fun:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

    Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

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    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

    Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

    To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

    So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

    Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

    Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

    Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

    So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TwoMC! Minecraft server

    TwoMC! Minecraft server

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    THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

    INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

    IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

    INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

    EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

    PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

    AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

    play.twomc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

    On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

    FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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