come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Enchantments Applied: 211
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Mines Excavated: 2439 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

    Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!
    Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

    HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst
    Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Farms Harvested: 246 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

    Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star
    so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

    come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

    why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Chud Connect Minecraft Server

    Chud Connect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Enchantments Applied: 137 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Gods Slained: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

    Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyOwnershipWar

    CraftyOwnershipWar
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

    But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AppAddict Minecraft SMP

    AppAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 63 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyTerrorTelAviv

    BlockyTerrorTelAviv
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

    So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

    Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

    So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 451 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

    Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5137
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

    Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

    Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 96
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

    SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

    Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

    InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

    Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HealthJourneyMC SMP

    HealthJourneyMC SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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