come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dimension Hops: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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